You know how some things seem like a good idea at the time, but then afterwards, not so much? That notion pretty much defines my life. Eating five Egg McMuffins for dinner because I’m an adult and I make the rules. Wearing a white linen jacket over a pastel orange t-shirt and slip on shoes […]
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I’m sure that somewhere under the doughy layer of energy I stored up for the winter lies at least the potential for abs. I’m not sure why I don’t have a chiseled midriff. After all, I own P90X. I’ve had it for years. A brand new, mint condition, still-in-the-box copy of P90X. If it were […]
I Can’t Hear You!
I’m not always a great dad. Sometimes I miss the mark or come up short. Maybe more Homer Simpson than Heathcliff Huxtable. It’s not my fault. Not always. I have three kids. At any given time Kid 1 is calling Kid 2 names, Kid 2 is in Kid 3’s room, Kid 3 is touching Kid […]